Friday, March 27, 2009

Best Stache of the Land



There is nothing sexier than a hot mustache, except if you have a hot mustache and you are wearing a denim jacket and jorts.

Wasn't this guy in Milk?

50 Animals Who Hate Baths - #27

Disclaimer: this is more of a "WTF" than a "Really?"


Reference

Thursday, March 26, 2009

scandelous




How awkward is this?


Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Obsession is not cute



I don't think I've ever seen an overly-zealous person look cool doing anything (See also NDN XTC. Um, really?) Point being, if you over-dress or over-decorate something, you're just asking to be made fun of. More specifically, people who try to translate their obsessions to their car are mostly pathetic.
This is a real-life picture taken on our way home from lunch. Please note the side deco and mini-guns where the trunk used to be. Um, really? We get the Ultimate Clipper Fan's red/blue car, but that was given to him for free, wasn't it? How much do you want to bet this altered Star Wars car was ridiculously expensive?




How old are you that you can't flush the toilet?

Someone pooped next to the handicapped stall and didn't flush. WTF ladies! Maybe this is slightly TMI (or a lot TMI, but whatever) but it wasn't like the girl TRIED to flush and it just didn't go down. the poo was straight up in 1 whole piece still. with a nicely folded piece of toilet paper next to it. um, REALLY?

Friday, March 20, 2009

She Just Makes it Too Easy

SNL should just pull another Tina Fey and re-enact this thing verbatim.

Desperate Jersey Housewives??!


Umm... Really NOT kidding people!!!! 














Why I'm filled with self-loathing


SEXY HANDSOME GUY HANDSOME GUY HANDSOME GUY, PRETTY GIRL PRETTY GIRL PRETTY GIRL

Makes me yearn for the days when fobs were associated with low maintenance academic know-how and social awkwardness. My feminista heart weeps with every "KAWAII" click.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

indian ectasy

umm, really? how obnoxious is THIS guy?



Back-crack

umm, really?! If you are SO big that your back has cleavage, please cover up.