Warped perceptions of beauty are still warped

Smashbox is launching a New Face of Smashbox contest where Models, Make-up Artists, and Photographers all get a chance to win the ultimate photo shoot @ Smashbox studios. After sifting through a majority of the photos, particularly in the Model-category, I notice a wide-range of..um..beauties...including this lovely:

Self Promotion Propaganda

As a continuation to the "NDNXTC" mentioned previously, a quote of the recent hilarious status update of RA:
"Also, to the person driving a Prius with the vanity plate "GAS HRTZ," your uppity face will hurt when I punch you in it."

Which reminded me (unfortunately, without pictures) of driving home in good ol' L-town where I found myself stopped behind a trifecta of over-privileged teenage obnoxiousness:
1. Mustang, complete with loud exhaust.
2."Make Room For Princess" license plate holder.
3."I<3GLOSS" vanity plate.

Honestly, what parent in their right mind would ever endorse this?

He's so clever.

We’ve been messaging back and forth on fb and he’s started every message with damn. Really?

Girl: You probably won't get this till tomorrow. But i just got back from the Kings game and wanna go out, if you happen to get this gimme a call!!

Boy: Hey - damn, I just got this.....did you end up going out?

Girl: No! I had gone to the kings game with my friends who are in law school and they had a huge party the night before. Since they weren't feeling so hot, i was the only one drinking at the game. Then they dropped me off and it was way to early to go to bed. But I did :( Oh well, next time!

Boy: Damn, well call me next time! What day is your game this week? We play XXXX at 730pm

Girl: We're Thursday at 9:00pm. We play XXXX! At least we're at the field close to our places! Do you guys get Friday off? I feel like everyone gets if off except XXXX. Who do you work with at XXXX? I feel like you've told me before, but I forgot.

Boy: Damn, I didn't think XXXX had a team this year??? I did see XXXX and XXXX at Parlor though, so I guess they must.....Yeah, can't wait for Friday...first day off in forever it seems like. I was planning on going to the beach, but it is supposed to be like 60 out...no good.

Best Stache of the Land

There is nothing sexier than a hot mustache, except if you have a hot mustache and you are wearing a denim jacket and jorts.

Wasn't this guy in Milk?

50 Animals Who Hate Baths - #27

Disclaimer: this is more of a "WTF" than a "Really?"


Reference

scandelous

How awkward is this?

Obsession is not cute

I don't think I've ever seen an overly-zealous person look cool doing anything (See also NDN XTC. Um, really?) Point being, if you over-dress or over-decorate something, you're just asking to be made fun of. More specifically, people who try to translate their obsessions to their car are mostly pathetic.

This is a real-life picture taken on our way home from lunch. Please note the side deco and mini-guns where the trunk used to be. Um, really? We get the Ultimate Clipper Fan's red/blue car, but that was given to him for free, wasn't it? How much do you want to bet this altered Star Wars car was ridiculously expensive?

How old are you that you can't flush the toilet?

Someone pooped next to the handicapped stall and didn't flush. WTF ladies! Maybe this is slightly TMI (or a lot TMI, but whatever) but it wasn't like the girl TRIED to flush and it just didn't go down. the poo was straight up in 1 whole piece still. with a nicely folded piece of toilet paper next to it. um, REALLY?

She Just Makes it Too Easy

SNL should just pull another Tina Fey and re-enact this thing verbatim.

Desperate Jersey Housewives??!

Umm... Really NOT kidding people!!!! 

http://gawker.com/5173589/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-are-gonna-ruin-this-thing-for-everybody

Why I'm filled with self-loathing

SEXY HANDSOME GUY HANDSOME GUY HANDSOME GUY, PRETTY GIRL PRETTY GIRL PRETTY GIRL

Makes me yearn for the days when fobs were associated with low maintenance academic know-how and social awkwardness. My feminista heart weeps with every "KAWAII" click.

indian ectasy

umm, really? how obnoxious is THIS guy?

Back-crack

umm, really?! If you are SO big that your back has cleavage, please cover up.