Self Promotion Propaganda

As a continuation to the "NDNXTC" mentioned previously, a quote of the recent hilarious status update of RA:
"Also, to the person driving a Prius with the vanity plate "GAS HRTZ," your uppity face will hurt when I punch you in it."

Which reminded me (unfortunately, without pictures) of driving home in good ol' L-town where I found myself stopped behind a trifecta of over-privileged teenage obnoxiousness:
1. Mustang, complete with loud exhaust.
2."Make Room For Princess" license plate holder.
3."I<3GLOSS" vanity plate.

Honestly, what parent in their right mind would ever endorse this?

He's so clever.

We’ve been messaging back and forth on fb and he’s started every message with damn. Really?

Girl: You probably won't get this till tomorrow. But i just got back from the Kings game and wanna go out, if you happen to get this gimme a call!!

Boy: Hey - damn, I just got this.....did you end up going out?

Girl: No! I had gone to the kings game with my friends who are in law school and they had a huge party the night before. Since they weren't feeling so hot, i was the only one drinking at the game. Then they dropped me off and it was way to early to go to bed. But I did :( Oh well, next time!

Boy: Damn, well call me next time! What day is your game this week? We play XXXX at 730pm

Girl: We're Thursday at 9:00pm. We play XXXX! At least we're at the field close to our places! Do you guys get Friday off? I feel like everyone gets if off except XXXX. Who do you work with at XXXX? I feel like you've told me before, but I forgot.

Boy: Damn, I didn't think XXXX had a team this year??? I did see XXXX and XXXX at Parlor though, so I guess they must.....Yeah, can't wait for Friday...first day off in forever it seems like. I was planning on going to the beach, but it is supposed to be like 60 out...no good.